This unholy mess replaces the artful ambition of "The American" with torture, blood spray, kinky sex, twisted fun and a bizarro critique of U.S. policy on illegal immigration.
"She knows who to call when she needs help," says Machete actor Danny Trejo
"Slumdog Millionaire" director Danny Boyle once told me you have three minutes to announce your intentions, to make your mark at the start of your movie. Nimrod Antal's "Predators" doesn't take three seconds: A face in close-up, screaming into the wind, and then -- in long shot -- the body in free fall, a man desperately fumbling to release his parachute before crashing through the jungle canopy below.
Nick Jonas fights bad guys, Kevin does kung fu and Joe sports a mustache in the clip