<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Homer Simpson: News &amp; Videos about Homer Simpson - CNN.com</title><link>http://topics.edition.cnn.com/topics/feeds/rss/Homer_Simpson</link><description>Find stories, videos, and photos about Homer Simpson from CNN.com.</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>Cable News Network LP, LLLP.</copyright><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 01:01:58 GMT</pubDate><ttl>5</ttl><image><title>Homer Simpson: News &amp; Videos about Homer Simpson - CNN.com</title><url>http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/.element/img/1.0/logo/cnn.logo.rss.gif</url><link>http://topics.edition.cnn.com/topics/feeds/rss/Homer_Simpson</link><width>144</width><height>33</height><description>Find stories, videos, and photos about Homer Simpson from CNN.com.</description></image><item><title>Frank Deford: Tailgating as traditional as sports</title><link>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/frank_deford/10/21/tailgate/index.html</link><guid>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/frank_deford/10/21/tailgate/index.html</guid><description>I can't remember the last picnic I went on. I mean one of those classic old-fashioned picnics where you take a blanket and a hamper, a cooler, maybe, or a thermos, and drive out to the countryside and sit down peacefully in a lovely field of wild flowers, alone with nature, and ... have a picnic.</description><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:04:00 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title>Climbing Table Mountain a must</title><link>http://edition.cnn.com/2009/TRAVEL/09/21/s.africa.recap/index.html#cnnSTCText</link><guid>http://edition.cnn.com/2009/TRAVEL/09/21/s.africa.recap/index.html#cnnSTCText</guid><description>A trip abroad is never really complete until I've taken at least one long (possibly lethal) nature hike. Maybe it's my love for fresh air, or maybe it's my constant need for a change of scenery. But, usually, it's simply because somebody tells me it's part of the merit badge requirement.</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 20:14:00 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title>The case for nukes</title><link>http://money.cnn.com/2008/05/28/technology/Case_for_nukes_Spiers.fortune/index.htm</link><guid>http://money.cnn.com/2008/05/28/technology/Case_for_nukes_Spiers.fortune/index.htm</guid><description>When Goldman Sachs analysts suggested last week that oil could hit $200 a barrel, I expected someone somewhere to express horror at the possibility. But the reaction was a tiny, resignation-filled sigh. Relentless fuel-price increases have so exhausted consumers that we don't have the energy to be outraged anymore. So we feel helpless as we watch oil sprint past the $130 mark on its way to price-prohibitive territory and wonder whether it's too late to bring back the horse and buggy. Our sense of helplessness is an illusion: There are things we can do. We got ourselves into this mess, mostly through multiple administrations of politically comfortable but shortsighted decision-making. 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"Woo-hoo!"</description><pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 02:23:00 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title>Highlights from the world's press</title><link>http://edition.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/12/22/tbr.papers/index.html</link><guid>http://edition.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/12/22/tbr.papers/index.html</guid><description>It's that time of the year again, and newspapers around the world been devoting more than a few column inches to Christmas news.</description><pubDate>Fri, 22 Dec 2006 09:44:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>The insider's guide to inner peace</title><link>http://edition.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/10/12/insider.innerpeace/index.html</link><guid>http://edition.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/10/12/insider.innerpeace/index.html</guid><description>We all crave inner peace but the path -- cruelly -- is never easy. As Homer Simpson so succinctly put it: "This inner peace stuff is tough on the ol' coconut."</description><pubDate>Thu, 12 Oct 2006 09:10:00 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title>Shortcuts: How to achieve inner peace</title><link>http://edition.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/10/12/shortcut.innerpeace/index.html</link><guid>http://edition.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/10/12/shortcut.innerpeace/index.html</guid><description>We all crave inner peace but the path -- cruelly -- is never easy. As Homer Simpson so succinctly put it: "This inner peace stuff is a tough on the ol' coconut."</description><pubDate>Thu, 12 Oct 2006 08:38:00 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title>Worst bosses ever ... on TV</title><link>http://money.cnn.com/2006/08/21/news/newsmakers/bad_bosses/index.htm</link><guid>http://money.cnn.com/2006/08/21/news/newsmakers/bad_bosses/index.htm</guid><description>One boss calls employees "donkeys." 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YOU KNEW SOMEthing was happening in 1995 because practically every time you turned on TV, you saw the folks at the New York Stock Exchange milling around like ants and heard the ding-ding-din...</description><pubDate>Thu, 01 Feb 1996 05:01:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Where Famous Folks Are Investing for '94 The rich             hope to get richer with tax-free munis and quality stock funds.</title><link>http://money.cnn.com/magazines/moneymag/moneymag_archive/1993/12/15/88519/index.htm</link><guid>http://money.cnn.com/magazines/moneymag/moneymag_archive/1993/12/15/88519/index.htm</guid><description>Rush Limbaugh, radio/TV personality and author: "My strategy is preservation of principal. Cash is king! I am bracing for a major deflationary cycle throughout 1994. I have inquired of a number of ...</description><pubDate>Wed, 15 Dec 1993 05:01:00 EST</pubDate></item></channel></rss>