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Justices weigh law making it a crime to falsely claim military medalsupdated: Wed Feb 22 2012 16:08:00

The Supreme Court took on the role of constitutional truth-seeker in an especially vigorous argument Wednesday, dealing with the harm from lies and the value of honor.

Comedians honor Will Ferrell with Mark Twain humor awardupdated: Tue Oct 25 2011 01:24:00

The stars were out Sunday night as the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts bestowed its prestigious Mark Twain Prize for American Humor on actor and comedian Will Ferrell.

Money Magazine: Can I really get a 10% return from a life insurance policy?updated: Fri Oct 14 2011 16:08:00

A life insurance broker told me that if I put my portfolio in a variable universal life insurance policy it would be a great investment and tax shelter. I was also shown an illustration that my money will grow at 10% a year. Do you believe that a stock market investment will grow at 10% in such a policy? -- Todd C.

SI.com: Steve Rushin: Did the Cubs really win the 1908 World Series? Maybe notupdated: Wed Aug 17 2011 10:14:00

The Apache chief Geronimo was still alive, as were the outlaws Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, not to mention the former slave Harriet Tubman, and the first nurse, Florence Nightingale, and the writers Mark Twain and Leo Tolstoy. Every one of them was drawing breath on October 14, 1908, and thus capable of seeing the Chicago Cubs win the World Series that afternoon, something they rather famously haven't done again in 103 years.

The fight to save a town from floodingupdated: Sat May 14 2011 22:32:00

CNN's Ed Lavandera reports on how one Louisiana town is trying to fight off floodwaters from the swollen Mississippi.

The river, "strong, brown god," always winsupdated: Sat May 14 2011 22:32:00

I saw my first Mississippi River flood in Mark Twain's hometown in June of the year that Roy Rogers married Dale Evans and my St. Louis Cardinals finished second in the National League: 1947.

MLK, Mark Twain quotes go viral -- and are wrongupdated: Thu May 05 2011 15:50:00

As quotable American figures go, it's hard to top the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. and Mark Twain. So, in the wake of the historic raid that killed terrorist leader Osama bin Laden, it's not surprising that both had quotes that were all over social media.

Travel for the curious and resourcefulupdated: Tue Apr 12 2011 16:28:00

Whenever I stumble across a new travel columnist, I think one thing: "Who the hell are you?"

Career advice from iconic leadersupdated: Mon Apr 04 2011 11:00:00

Just because icons like Albert Einstein and Thomas Edison aren't alive today, doesn't mean their leadership lessons should be forgotten. And since history always repeats itself, there is some career advice that never seems to change.

P.C. insult to a Mark Twain classicupdated: Fri Jan 07 2011 07:04:00

The vapid, smiley-faced effrontery of it corrodes the foundations of respect for American literature.

Censoring 'Huck Finn' and 'Tom Sawyer'updated: Fri Jan 07 2011 07:04:00

A publisher has deleted the N-word from two Mark Twain classics. Right move, or unjust censorship?

Cutting N-word from Twain is not censorshipupdated: Fri Jan 07 2011 07:02:00

Let's start this conversation from the beginning: Censorship is almost always wrong. As a scholar, I can't condone the suppression of ideas, and I am typically against it. Now that I've said what I am supposed to say, let's get down to the nitty-gritty.

Puppets, running dogs, lackeys: North Korean news agency spares no oneupdated: Fri Nov 26 2010 20:00:00

"Running dogs," "imperialist lackeys," "criminal gangs" and "brigandish moves" -- that sort of propaganda language died with the Cold War, except in the offices of the Korean Central News Agency.

Lieberman says 'don't ask, don't tell' repeal not deadupdated: Fri Nov 19 2010 05:27:00

Senators pushing for a repeal of the ban on openly gay troops serving in the military say they are encouraged by the progress toward a vote.

Fun facts about presidential memoirsupdated: Mon Sep 20 2010 11:54:00

Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair's memoir, "A Journey," is sparking all sorts of picketing and protesting around the U.K., so we thought it might be a good time to take a look at a few presidential memoirs from this side of the pond.

Biden: Democrats will keep the House and Senateupdated: Fri Aug 20 2010 17:54:00

Vice President Joe Biden had a strong message for fellow Democrats on Friday: After Election Day, expect to keep a majority in Congress.

Abby Sunderland's parents knew bestupdated: Thu Jun 17 2010 10:32:00

I couldn't do it, but I'm glad some parents could let their 16-year-old daughter get into a 40-foot sailboat and attempt to be the youngest person to sail around the world.

People.com: QUOTED: Tina Fey Wins a Comedy Prize - Thanks to Betty Whiteupdated: Wed May 26 2010 08:07:00

The 30 Rock star collects this year's Mark Twain Prize for Humor in Washington, D.C.

Fortune: The best private equity deal to ever fall apartupdated: Mon May 24 2010 16:59:00

When news started to trickle out two weeks ago that a consortium of private equity firms were in talks to buy up a Fortune 500 provider of real estate and financial services called Fidelity National Information Services, chatter among financial types went right off the scale. At a proposed $15 billion, the offer, from Blackstone Group LP, Thomas H. Lee Partners and TPG Capital, would have been the largest leveraged buyout since the end of the great PE boom in 2007.

A four-hour trip through 'Riverworld'updated: Thu Apr 15 2010 15:35:00

If life were filled with historical figures facing perilous situations along an endless, winding river, then Syfy's "Riverworld," premiering this Sunday, would certainly promise an action-packed trip.

Plastiki sets off on adventureupdated: Sun Mar 21 2010 23:20:00

The evening before they set off on their voyage across the Pacific on Saturday March 20, skipper Jo Royle and David de Rothschild spoke to CNN about their last minute preparations.

Plastiki sets sailupdated: Sun Mar 21 2010 23:20:00

A boat made from 12,000 used plastic bottles leaves San Francisco on a voyage to Australia.

Comment: When robust management becomes bullyingupdated: Fri Feb 26 2010 07:14:00

We have just heard this week about the allegations of bullying in the Prime Minister Gordon Brown's office in the UK, which hit all the headlines and raised the issue of "what is bullying and how do you deal with it?"

Media play fast, loose with Times' Paterson storyupdated: Fri Feb 19 2010 13:38:00

"Dewey Defeats Truman," "Kerry's Choice: Dem Picks Gephardt," and, now, "Looming Paterson Scandal Involves Affair with N.Y. Woman" -- if and when The New York Times reports it. Or not.

Intriguing people for February 18, 2010updated: Thu Feb 18 2010 15:05:00

Tiger Woods: He may be the greatest golfer now -- or ever. According to tigerwoods.com, Woods "has had an unprecedented career since becoming a professional golfer in the late summer of 1996. He has won 95 tournaments, 71 of those on the PGA Tour." This prowess made him one of the planet's most admired and wealthiest athletes. The Web site reports, "Tiger increased his record total on the PGA Tour career money list to $92,862,539, through 2009, and had won $111,433,044 worldwide."

Woods to break silenceupdated: Thu Feb 18 2010 15:05:00

Tiger Woods's agent says the golfer will make a statement Friday to discuss his past and future and plans to apologize.

Irish atheists use Bjork, Mark Twain to challenge blasphemy lawupdated: Sat Jan 02 2010 05:27:00

An Irish atheist group has published a series of quotations on religion in an attempt to challenge a blasphemy law that went into effect on New Year's Day.

Fortune: Beat stage fright at workupdated: Tue Dec 01 2009 06:18:00

Dear Annie: I got a fantastic promotion when my boss retired a few months ago, and I love the job. Just one small fly in the ointment: One of my new duties is giving a year-end presentation to the executive committee and the board of directors. So far in my career I have managed to avoid doing much public speaking, but I can't get out of this, and although it embarrasses me to admit it, I suffer terribly from stage fright. Can you and your readers recommend any proven techniques for losing the jitters? -Quaking in My Shoes

Bill Cosby honored for comedy, social influenceupdated: Tue Oct 27 2009 14:55:00

Comedian Bill Cosby received the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor on Monday after refusing to accept the award twice in the past.

CNNMoney: Is the dollar doomed?updated: Fri Jun 26 2009 12:25:00

Don't look now. But the dollar is starting to weaken again against the euro, pound and yen, leading some to wonder if its days as the world's No. 1 currency are numbered.

People.com: The Paisleys Reveal Newborn Son's Name!updated: Tue Apr 21 2009 11:40:00

Jasper Warren is the second child for Brad Paisley and Kimberly Williams-Paisley

People.com: Brad Paisley & Kimberly Williams-Paisley Welcome a Boyupdated: Sun Apr 19 2009 11:52:00

He's the second child for the country star and According to Jim actress

Money Magazine: Don't give up on diversificationupdated: Thu Apr 09 2009 10:32:00

Question: Whatever happened to the supposed benefit of diversification? I diversified broadly - large- and small-cap index funds, foreign shares, corporate bonds, T-bills, even REITs and TIPs. But everything has gone down dramatically over the past year. Doesn't that kill the theory that diversification will moderate the impact of a downturn and help us grow faster with less risk in the long term? I think Peter Lynch had it right when he said most people would be better served by selecting five to seven individual stocks of major companies, instead of diversifying with funds. Patrick, Rochester Hills, Michigan

Money Magazine: Yes, diversification works - eventuallyupdated: Wed Apr 01 2009 13:45:00

It's one of the first things you learn about stock investing: Diversification reduces your risk. U.S. blue chips, foreign stocks, small-caps, and real estate investment trusts may each have their risks, but they won't all go down at once ... right?

Commentary: Technology is key to success for U.S.updated: Thu Mar 19 2009 15:23:00

Technology improves our lives in so many ways -- from our toasters, ovens and refrigerators at home, to our computers, fax machines and BlackBerrys at work. Technology makes once burdensome tasks easy and fun.

How to attain your career resolutionsupdated: Mon Jan 05 2009 09:12:00

If I had to guess, I would bet that at least once in years past, come January 1, you've resolved to lose weight, be more organized, spend less and save more, find a better job, or simply be a better person.

Obamas checking in to hotel steeped in D.C. historyupdated: Fri Jan 02 2009 03:12:00

The hotel that will be home to President-elect Barack Obama and his family for the next couple of weeks offers one of Washington's best views of their future home, the White House, and a past linked with political movers and shakers.

Famous hotel to host Obamasupdated: Fri Jan 02 2009 03:12:00

The Obamas are coming to Washington early. Samantha Hayes reports on their hotel of choice.

The Spirit of ... Adventureupdated: Fri Dec 19 2008 10:30:00

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."

Historic steamboat may be on last cruiseupdated: Fri Oct 24 2008 12:35:00

The great paddlewheel turned the Ohio River water to a froth as the Delta Queen steamboat, a floating National Historic Landmark, departed Cincinnati, Ohio, on its final scheduled voyage this week.

Europe mocks 'half-baked Alaskan' Palinupdated: Sun Oct 19 2008 02:11:00

There's no doubt about it. The European media has given Sarah Palin a hard time.

People.com: Brad Paisley & Kimberly Williams-Paisley Expecting - Again!updated: Thu Oct 16 2008 07:44:00

The country star and According to Jim actress are due in April

Time.com: Roy Blount, Jr.updated: Fri Oct 10 2008 13:00:00

TIME talks to the American humorist about the most literary band in America, why he advises investing $20,000 in mass transit and what Sarah Palin might mean for the future of politics

Water rushes through leveeupdated: Tue Jun 24 2008 17:31:00

Water rushes through a levee, sending floodwater into St. Charles, Missouri.

Misery in the midwestupdated: Mon Jun 23 2008 23:11:00

CNN's Reynolds Wolf reports from Grafton, Illinois, where the Mississippi River is still rising today.

People.com: Legendary Comedian George Carlin Dies at 71updated: Mon Jun 23 2008 18:45:00

The counterculture icon passed away from heart failure Sunday

Award-winning comedian George Carlin diesupdated: Mon Jun 23 2008 16:05:00

George Carlin, the influential comedian whose routines used profanity, scatology and absurdity to point out the silliness and hypocrisy of human life, has died. He was 71.

Time.com: An End to Mississippi River's Rise?updated: Mon Jun 23 2008 07:00:00

The water is still well above the banks of the upper Mississippi River, but residents of both flooded towns and those protected by levees and sandbags can see an ending

Time.com: The Unluckiest Town in Americaupdated: Fri Jun 20 2008 12:25:00

An impoverished town in Illinois has had its flood insurance revoked by the Federal Government. Now the floods are coming. And don't even talk about earthquakes

Veteran actor Hal Holbrook's loving his Oscar nodupdated: Thu Feb 21 2008 09:41:00

Hal Holbrook has made his name playing famous historical figures. He won an Emmy for his portrayal of Abraham Lincoln in a 1974 TV miniseries, accolades as "Deep Throat" in 1976's "All the President's Men," and a Tony as Mark Twain -- a performance he's been giving now for a half-century -- in "Mark Twain Tonight!"

Strike intermission ends; Broadway shows openupdated: Thu Nov 29 2007 10:02:00

The lights of Broadway will shine brightly again after stagehands and producers reached a tentative agreement Wednesday evening, ending a 19-day strike.

Five ways to discover Kauaiupdated: Thu Sep 20 2007 13:18:00

Five ways to take in the sea cliffs, pastures and rain-forested valleys of Kauai.

I love you just the way you were updated: Wed Jul 25 2007 02:16:00

What to do when loved ones can't let go of the old you.

Author Kurt Vonnegut dies at 84updated: Thu Apr 12 2007 10:44:00

Kurt Vonnegut, whose absurdist visions and cynical outlook infused such books as "Slaughterhouse-Five" and "Cat's Cradle," has died. He was 84.

SI.com: Ass good as it getsupdated: Tue Apr 10 2007 16:58:00

LIFE is unfair, and then you die. Right? You'd think that after the well-documented torture I've put my body through that I would be a physical wreck. But I went tomy doctor for my annual physical and it turns out I'm a perfect specimen: cholesterol 161, pulse in the high 40s, blood pressure 126/74 before they lubed me up and made me yodel. Meanwhile as I write, Gary McCord, who has always kept himself slim, fit and mentally acute, and by comparison, a paragon of virtuous sobriety, is at the Mayo Clinic in Scottsdale with pericarditis, an inflammation of his heart and the sac around it, which has filled up with fluid. In other words, he has a dodgy strawberry. The irony of his having a sac full of fluid, and it being the wrong one, is not lost on him. Apparently, his sense of humor is alive and well.

SI.com: Necessary proving groundupdated: Mon Apr 09 2007 09:17:00

"There are three kinds of numbers: lies, damned lies and statistics."

The 7 kids' health myths every mom should ignoreupdated: Thu Dec 07 2006 09:12:00

When it comes to colds, flu, stomach bugs, and ear infections, everyone has a theory. Some have been passed down through generations, or are based on outdated science. A few just seem like common sense. But whatever their origin, many just aren't true. The facts behind these myths:

Katrina: When New Orleans went from developed world to Third Worldupdated: Wed Aug 30 2006 05:20:00

I've traveled to close to half-a-dozen refugee and displaced people's camps across Africa -- from Sierra Leone to Uganda, Kenya to Congo -- in the year since Hurricane Katrina devastated New Orleans.

'I am mad at the world'updated: Wed Jan 04 2006 14:00:00

Let's face it: We all desperately wanted it to be true. We wanted the improbable to happen in the worst way. So when we heard a dozen miners were alive, we all ran with it. Practically skipped.

CNNMoney: How valuable is your equity?updated: Thu Dec 15 2005 16:31:00

The lesson that equity can evaporate quickly is something Brooks and Judy Butler of Coral Springs, Fla., learned the hard way.

What a blast!updated: Fri Mar 11 2005 11:48:00

There's an old saying that a lie can travel halfway around the world before the truth puts its boots on.

Clinton memoir due in Juneupdated: Mon Apr 26 2004 14:11:00

Former President Bill Clinton's memoir, "My Life," will be published in June, according to a statement from his publisher, Alfred A. Knopf.

Money Magazine: Off The Markupdated: Mon Dec 01 2003 00:01:00

Mark Twain made a lot of money in his 75 years from writing and lecture tours, but he also nearly bankrupted himself with a series of highly speculative investments. In a new biography, The Singula...

Fortune: Tech Trouble Ahead Technology stocks have been cruising ahead of the market lately. But watch out. We found four to dump--beforeupdated: Mon Jun 23 2003 00:01:00

James Gipson, the veteran investor who runs the value-oriented Clipper fund, sums up his attitude toward shorting stocks--the risky practice of betting that a stock will decline rather than rise--w...

Fortune: What is it about October? On the 15th anniversary of Black Monday, we ponder the curse of the tenth month.updated: Mon Sep 30 2002 00:01:00

April may well be the cruelest month, but when it comes to fostering fear among investors, no page on the calendar can match the wasteland that is October. And with good reason: Five of the ten big...

Money Magazine: Life on the Mississippi For the ultimate cross-country driving trip, travel down the Great River Road.updated: Sat Jun 01 2002 00:01:00

People sometimes ask me, "What's your favorite road trip?" There's no singularly definitive American road trip, of course--it's too big a country for that--but there's a scenic byway that comes clo...

Fortune: The Kids Are All Rightupdated: Mon Apr 30 2001 00:01:00

If you live with a teenager, you may think he or she is a little peculiar. (Strange. Inscrutable. Maddening. Pick your adjective.) But here's something even more so: federal unemployment statistics...

Fortune: Myopia, Ineptitude, Hubris, and Other Pitfalls of Powerupdated: Mon Jul 19 1999 00:01:00

"When I first started writing histories of companies, I learned that business people were at least as much interested in how to avoid mistakes as in how to achieve success. It might be the human de...

Money Magazine: Sweets, Flowers and Words of Loveupdated: Mon Feb 01 1999 00:01:00

Forgot to plan ahead for Valentine's Day? Well, don't worry--the Internet may just bail you out yet. But remember, Feb. 14 falls on a Sunday this year, making last-minute deliveries trickier.

Fortune: HOMES ON THE ROAD TIRED OF THE ANONYMITY OF A BUSINESS HOTEL? RENT AN APARTMENT INSTEAD.updated: Mon Sep 29 1997 00:01:00

When I go to New York City on business--for a few days in the spring, for a week in the fall--I don't stay in hotels anymore. I take advantage of the city's rich underground hospitality by renting ...

Fortune: READERS SOUND OFF: ARE GEN XERS ARROGANT OR JUST MISUNDERSTOOD?updated: Mon Feb 17 1997 00:01:00

Hoo boy. Want to get hundreds of impassioned E-mail messages? Just bring up the subject of why some people think Generation Xers are so unmanageable. In the January 13 issue, I was foolhardy enough...

Fortune: EDITOR'S DESKupdated: Mon May 28 1990 00:01:00

TO BORROW from that famous remark about the weather that Mark Twain really didn't make, everybody complains about education -- but in this special issue of FORTUNE, we assume you can do something a...

Money Magazine: HOW TO FILL THE GAPS IN AN HEIRLOOM SETupdated: Fri Apr 01 1988 00:01:00

If one of your grandmother's sterling silver forks gets mangled by the garbage disposal, don't despair. The following services can replace anything from a piece of silver to a Model T carburetor. C...

Fortune: CAPITALISM'S HIDDEN HEROES The literary establishment contrives to ignore the business giants in the American novel.updated: Mon Feb 18 1985 00:01:00

America's professors of literature do not understand capitalism, and they do not like what little they know about it. Some of their disdain is Marxist- inspired, but not much. After all, one has to...

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